I do not want to be bothered by international/Malaysian issues for the next few posts. Screw that, instead

I want to climb a mountain and,

1. Fall off while grabbing onto a root or branch
   
2. Find leeches on my leg and curse them
   
3. Go down the mountain while thinking that slipping will kill me
4. Reaching the summit and enjoy the view
5. Think how much time is left for me to reach the top
6. Drink liters of water as I climb up
7. Touch every leave and tree I pass by
8. Avoid muddy patches which might have leech in it
9. Rest and see my body heat evaporate and make me think I have an aura
10. Look for a waterfall
11. Dip in the river and have the waterfall "massage" my back
12. Breathe the fresh air
13. Drink the water from the river.
14. Come back down after 8 hours of climbing and feel dead beat when I get back home
15. Listen to the sounds of animals and river flowing
16. Look at human tracks and trails, figuring out how long has it been there
17. Decipher animal trails and wonder if they're nearby and think that getting chased by a wild boar is not a good idea
18. Look at the small and humongous ants going in line on the trail, on the trees and on the plant while trying to avoid them
19. Look at holes on the ground that belong to animals, thinking it might be a snake's nest or an armadillo or something else
20. Watch my words and obey the golden rule of hiking
21. Know that something is watching you everywhere you go
22. See little butterflies flying, mating,and do what butterflies do
    
23. Going through a trail full with shrubs while worrying about leeches that might be on the leaves getting on to my legs

 

I want to jump into a river and

1. Sit and enjoy the flow of the river against me.
2. Float with the river to the end and come back up, repeating the same thing over and over again
3. Swim against the current and get tired doing it
4. Play with the little fishes that swim in the river
5. Clear the trash from the river
6. Munch on something while seating on a big stone in the river
7. Get my skin all wrinkly
8. Dip into the river and let the whole of nature engulf me, sound, taste and all

I want to jump into a sea and

1. Get saltwater in my eye and mouth
2. Going as far as I can from the beach without dying/drowning
3. Float with the waves
4. Swim to the bottom of the sea
5. Find something weird in the sea
6. Get stung by stupid jellyfishes that demands death in my hands
7. Do a barrel roll in the water
8. Get sunburned and turn dark from overexposure
9. Just float with the waves
10. Get the wobbly feeling of still being in the sea even though I'm on dry land
11. Get on the beach and chase little crabs into their holes

I want to get into a kayak and

1. Paddle until my hands feel like coming off
2. Kayak on a lake or island hop
3. See big lizards swim past my kayak
4. See big scary fishes swimming around my kayak
5. Let the waves/current take me to wherever they might take me
   
6. Paddle again
7. Get to places I wouldn't dare to swim to
8. Splash the water to my partner
9. Paddle to a shade and rest under it

*cries* IT'S WINTER AND I CAN'T DO ALL THAT!!!!